May 2013
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Things that are not okay to say to a trans* person
: "I know you don't really go by it, but I'm going to still call you [birth name] because that's what I'm used to. Sorry"
: "don't be mad, but I don't think I'll ever be able to view you as a [gender] to be honest. Sorry'
: "I just don't feel comfortable using that name/those pronouns with you...you know?"
: "don't worry, I told them you were transgender"
"If I was your girlfriend...." Finish it in my...
mulaninabox:
Please and thank you?
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via illusionsvk)
aesthetic-dissonance:
sagihairius:
My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
pizza:
isis-:
casinmyassbutt:
ask-lemon-tarts:
Ever have pizza so good you just
Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now?
im honestly surprised she hasnt already
i have arrived
