poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
binkshapiro: whosromeo: girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you” the da vinci code has been cracked
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
Things that are not okay to say to a trans* person
: "I know you don't really go by it, but I'm going to still call you [birth name] because that's what I'm used to. Sorry"
: "don't be mad, but I don't think I'll ever be able to view you as a [gender] to be honest. Sorry'
: "I just don't feel comfortable using that name/those pronouns with you...you know?"
: "don't worry, I told them you were transgender"
"If I was your girlfriend...." Finish it in my...
mulaninabox: Please and thank you?
spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.– Hafiz (via illusionsvk)
aesthetic-dissonance: sagihairius: My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote” you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
pizza: isis-: casinmyassbutt: ask-lemon-tarts: Ever have pizza so good you just Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now? im honestly surprised she hasnt already i have arrived